Slap My Ass Punch: A Fizzy, Tropical Knockout

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Slap My Ass Punch: A Fizzy, Tropical Knockout

Introduction
Looking for a drink that packs a punch and brings the party? Meet Slap My Ass Punch — a bold, tropical cocktail bursting with bright flavors, vibrant color, and just the right amount of kick. With a glowing ocean-blue hue and fizzy citrus finish, it’s the ultimate crowd-pleaser for pool parties, game nights, or anytime you’re ready to let loose. Bonus: it’s super easy to make in batches!

Ingredients (Serves 4–6)

  • 1 cup coconut rum (such as Malibu)
  • ½ cup blue curaçao (for that signature electric blue)
  • 1 cup pineapple juice 🍍
  • 1 cup lemonade 🍋
  • ½ cup lemon-lime soda or sparkling water (for bubbles)
  • Ice cubes 🧊

Optional Garnishes:

  • Lime slices
  • Maraschino cherries
  • Pineapple chunks
  • Edible glitter ✨

Tips for Success

  1. Chill First: Let the punch chill before adding soda to preserve the fizz
  2. Garnish Like a Pro: Add fresh fruit or glitter just before serving for visual wow
  3. Make It Booze-Free: Use coconut water + blue sports drink instead of rum and curaçao

  1. Frozen Fun: Blend with ice for a slushy, beach-bar feel
  2. Serve It Big: Triple the batch in a large punch bowl with floating citrus rounds for party style
  3. Pre-Pour Magic: Pour into mason jars with lids and chill for grab-and-go party servings

Step-by-Step Instructions

  1. Mix the Base: In a large pitcher or punch bowl, combine coconut rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, and lemonade.

  1. Chill: Stir well and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to blend the flavors.
  2. Add Fizz: Just before serving, stir in the lemon-lime soda or sparkling water for that refreshing sparkle.
  3. Serve & Garnish: Fill glasses with ice, pour the punch, and garnish with your favorite tropical fruit or a dusting of edible glitter for that mermaid magic.

Nutritional Information (approximate per serving)

  • Calories: 210
  • Total Carbohydrates: 22g
  • Sugars: 19g

  • Alcohol by Volume (ABV): ~10%
  • Sodium: 20mg
  • Potassium: 90mg

*Note: Nutrition may vary depending on soda type and garnishes used.

Punch With Personality
Slap My Ass Punch lives up to its name — it’s sweet, citrusy, and just a little dangerous. Perfect for hot summer days, girls’ night in, or any gathering that calls for color and chaos. From the smooth coconut rum to the fizzy lemonade finish, it’s a tropical dream in a glass

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